Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Santa Claus Doctrine

NEW The Santa Claus Doctrine
-- Proposed new security policy.

Hey Santa's been using it for years. I propose we implement this doctrine right away. Click to read article.

Maybe

December 29, 2009 - 6:17 PM
Maybe Is it possible that when Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano, in reference to the Christmas Day Bomber, said that the system worked that she was referring to the terrorists' system?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Press Release On Involvement With Tiger Woods - For Immediate, Universal Distribution

12.10.09 - Press Release:
As the Tiger Woods story continues to unfold and expand, I can no longer remain silent, though that would have been my preference.  I feel compelled to reveal the truth and in doing so in clear unambiguous terms clarify my involvement with Tiger Woods...  
Click to see complete text of Press Release